Dipstick is obviously "special". Hopefully he has always either pulled out or used really good protection when dipping his stick. Would hate to think of any of his "special" spawn swimming around telling us all how "special" they are. Because they must be- because dipstick seems like an awesome dad and role model.
Keep slinging your "special" brand of chit. Actually, on second thought, for all concerned you should not. Go off and slither to your "special" place that your mind lives in, and keep your "special" sauce all to yourself.
