I had to learn to play golf a few years ago when I was sent into Iran on a covert mission. Turns out the contact was an Iranian who grew up in Japan and developed a love for the game, and he wanted to have our meeting on the only golf course in Iran, which doesn't even have 18 holes. So I went into an intensive golf training program outside of Langley and ended up learning so well that I beat Barack Obama one day (it was in the locker room).

I hit a dozen holes in one on the Iranian course and was recruited to join the Iranian Olympic golf team.

Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.