Duck,
Your stories are the BEST!
LOL
Hint: The US Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs entrance is met with MP's, and guns (shock and surprise - standard on any given day)
But vehicle searches, temperature checks due to COVID are in place right now.
Just so we could go whack some golf balls.
Might seem foreign to a dipchit like you, but anyone here with access to the Academy (with the current COVID deal) knows you are a laughing stock.
