Originally Posted by deflave
Golf friends, I have great news on many golf levels.

Yesterday I realized that all my real life golf friends are broke dick fugking losers that can't golf unless their wives and children allow them. So I whored myself to a starter and he allowed me to golf with three total strangers. Being new to golf this made me a wee bit nervous but I would rather golf with people I don't know than not golf at all. I golfed as well as I normally do and my ego grew accordingly.

I can proudly say I have learned to hit my 2 Hybrid like a boss, and it is making my golf life much easier.

After PT'ing this morning I hit my driving range:


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As my balls fell into my bucket I looked up, and I saw the most glorious of announcements.

"THURSDAY the 14th. FREE FITTING BY COBRA SALES REPRESENTATIVE"

I promptly signed up. Chick at the counter (she loves me) said the discount they give is substantial.

The golf stars are aligning for Flave.






Breaker breaker Looks like they forgot to pay the water bill..

Originally Posted by Bricktop
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.