Y’all have to ask where he is? Momma let him have one too many white claws last night and he’s sleeping it off.
Seriously, though... I wonder if they had some flyovers lined up in case the colonel drained one on a par 3?
His wife’s name is Muffin and people salute her! The f-35 over at Hill AFB were on stand by for the 2x ace fighter pilot..
