I had to learn to play golf a few years ago when I was sent into Iran on a covert mission. Turns out the contact was an Iranian who grew up in Japan and developed a love for the game, and he wanted to have our meeting on the only golf course in Iran, which doesn't even have 18 holes. So I went into an intensive golf training program outside of Langley and ended up learning so well that I beat Barack Obama one day (it was in the locker room).
I hit a dozen holes in one on the Iranian course and was recruited to join the Iranian Olympic golf team.
Which did you cold-cock with your 1911? Was it Obama, or the Iranian guy?
