Must be something to it, all the high dollar acreage devoted to golf courses. I guess when ya can no longer play football or baseball or soccer, there's golf.
You couldn't play any of them.
And I bet your shooting is just as bad.
LOL
"Who let the homeless guy on the course?" "What're you doing on your phone? Hit the damn ball." "hang on, I'm sending a dick pic to a former student"