Back in my golfing days, one afternoon, me and an associate decided to play 9 holes. He invited his friend, John, to join us. John arrived and was attired in nearly all red...shirt, shorts, hat, even his golf bag was mostly red. Of course, for the golf course this wasn't necessarily out of place. Me and my bud rode in a cart, while John walked the 9, pulling a cart.

Mid-way, while proceeding to the next tee, we followed John across a bridge surrounded by large landscape boulders. The punch line ocurred to both of us at the same time. Had John fallen off the bridge, it would be, "Johnny walker red on the rocks."

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