Try reading the last page of posts.
Basically, I offered a $1000 bet that you can't drive 300 yards off the tee, given three tries, on a flat hole with no wind at your back.
Ok, so you "offered". That doesn't mean I "have to" accept or "have to" prove it to you.
I'll take that as "no thanks, I was lying and can't hit a golf ball anywhere near 300 yards off the tee."
Thanks for clearing it up, Mr Long Drive winner.