Actually golfing is much more fun than watching golf on tv.
You don't bet golf then.
A few weeks ago, I agonized over a 45 foot putt in a playoff that dropped in and won me damn near $10k. I about chit my pants. Biggest golf hit ever for me.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.