Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend.
I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon....
Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here.
[bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000.
0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer.
Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth.
Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box.