lots of golf jokes.

why are there no 1 irons.
not even God can hit a 1 iron.

man and wife golfers just tee off
one says to the other "theres something Ive got to tell you"

other golfer says "what"
wife says " I got a sex change before we met"

man was so pissed he didn't say anything the hole

teeing off on the text, he jumped in her face

you son of a bitche --- you've been teeing from the reds all these years.


Most people don't have what it takes to get old