Paul Revere's Midnight Ride was an act of heroism...but did you know that a 16-year old girl did a very similar act, in worse conditions and with better results?

Sybil Ludington answered the call to action without hesitation, riding further than Paul Revere did! Sybil is the perfect example of why anyone can become a hero, so long as they are willing to answer when called.

However DuckAce outdid both Revere and Ludington with tales of bullchit... WHILE EATING A BAG OF DORITOS!


If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.