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Golf friends, I have great news on many golf levels.

Yesterday I realized that all my real life golf friends are broke dick fugking losers that can't golf unless their wives and children allow them. So I whored myself to a starter and he allowed me to golf with three total strangers. Being new to golf this made me a wee bit nervous but I would rather golf with people I don't know than not golf at all. I golfed as well as I normally do and my ego grew accordingly.

I can proudly say I have learned to hit my 2 Hybrid like a boss, and it is making my golf life much easier.

After PT'ing this morning I hit my driving range:




As my balls fell into my bucket I looked up, and I saw the most glorious of announcements.

"THURSDAY the 14th. FREE FITTING BY COBRA SALES REPRESENTATIVE"

I promptly signed up. Chick at the counter (she loves me) said the discount they give is substantial.

The golf stars are aligning for Flave.