The reason you shoot better on the back nine when drinking is, you're too plastered to hold your head up, thus keeping your head "down" becomes much easier, and allows you to strike the ball better and shoot lower scores.
And everyone always says it's because it takes the front nine to get drunk warmed up.
Except cognitive impairment negates your argument, fool !
Nobody gets better, the drunker/more buzzed they get, they just think they do, because they can't count correctly any more.
