Buncha frozen tundra dwelling losers.
It’s a trade off. Sure, you get winter golf, but we have access to some of the finest listerine/cologne/isopropyl based hooch this side of Canada, so maybe pump the brakes before calling us losers. Plus, when we get our PFD’s, we can splurge for Early Times and that schitt is so smooth.
Seriously, though - imagine standing over an approach shot and trying to stay focused with a sow/Cubs in the bushes 50 yards away...
