Originally Posted by Bristoe
Burns got to the last page of "Dick and Jane", and when it dawned on him that Jane didn't get the Dick, he declared that the written word was all bullshit and he wasn't going to read again.

Since then, TV has been his primary instrument of information,...and he can't discern between MSNBC and Lil' MS Muffin.

He'd probably spell it Dick in Jane


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

I Dindo Nuffin