I know if you have a gun on me, you will die. The chance of me being hit is so low it is silly. just shot a 9mm DAO at 10 yards with 4 others and none could hit a thing. Wave the toy while I take you out. Need to be on the ground with your head bashed or your head in a bears head. I have killed thousands of animals with a slingshot. I bet I could put a .50 caliber ball through your brain before you clear leather.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.