Ooooh, "snowflake" has traction as a pejorative. This has potential!
If the shoe fits............... preciousness ain't confined to the Left......
Sammo don't you dare go near the stuff. It'll screw up your thought-process thingies. I forget what they are called. The brilliant and lucid minds of the Campfire say so, and they are always right about everything. Just ask 'em. BEWARE THE WEED!
I think you'll be ok with the whacking off. That's some tried-and-true All-American bidness, right there. Whack with impunity young man. Just not in the gun safe.
