I'm saving my pennies for a griz hunt, and am possibly looking at Russia cause I'd like to bring a wife back too.
I'd make Gorbachev proud.
That, and I have a huge dong to pack along.
The Ruski ladies love it more than American chicks do. Even Slave's MOM, if one could believe that.
Dude, I'm diggin' the angle..... (The thought process, not your bent crank, you filthy animal.) Take some advice from the holy father..... Test drive a bunch..... Like a hundred. Do not let a bushy mustache be a deterrent.....that is why God invented Dollar Shave Club. Lastly, have Gorbi's birthmark tattooed on your dick...... Even the grizzly comes when Gorbachev calls.
