I'm saving my pennies for a griz hunt, and am possibly looking at Russia cause I'd like to bring a wife back too.

I was planning to take the infamous tweety, but would like to ask if I could borrow your cover for that adventure. Do the ears fold up into a Ushanka?

I'd make Gorbachev proud.

That, and I have a huge dong to pack along.

The Ruski ladies love it more than American chicks do. Even Slave's MOM, if one could believe that.