I actually have some balls.
When I was a kid, my dad built the raised greens at the Chinook Golf Course.
They wanted to get into the "modern era". Previous to this.....they had sand greens. You had to take a gay little rake and use it before you putted.
I gathered a 5 gallon bucket of balls that summer. Fugging cashed up silly pants wearing fuggers hit em once and dont re use them apparently.
Wife says we should get some lessons.
That sounds really, really gay.
