Because of my uncanny American Savvy.

And the fact that the forum page shows the number of replies and views each thread has.

And the fact that I have my settings set to show 10 posts per page and this is the 100 page.

So, 99 pages completed is 990 posts, plus Travis' post on page 100 makes it 991.

Making me 992, and you 993, and me 994

I hope we get a cookie and milk before nap time.