I have to wonder if he's behind some of the Nigerian scam emails I get all the time. Modus operandi doesn't seem much different.

I'm still chapped that he had the balls to offer me that hideous yellow piece of crap as a partial trade on the Cummins that I sold on the Campfire, maintaining that it was in perfect shape when it had a bad transmission. Not that I would have entertained driving something that looks like a travelling orgasm.

To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.

Promoted to Turdlike status 03/17/12