Wow, I've heard less bawling and sqwalling at my 7th grade daughter's last slumber party. I can only imagine the soiling of jeans if a guy mounted a Leupold Tasco on his new Creedmoor.
Fixt!
Geno
PS, feel free to substitute Simmons for those suitably situated to afford the upgrade .
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)