BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.
BS index has you pegged at a 10.5.
LOL
You no-golfing f a g.
And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.
How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?