Am sure the muzzie is up to it, but I'm fallible. Those pigs just bat their eyes at me and I go all Disney pacifist, sniff, sniff.

How much cooler capacity does an average pig's weight in sausage take, by the way?

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.