This is shaping up to be the 2013 24Hr Campfire Boar Hunt and Hootenanny, Pig Pullin' & Fish Fryin', Gun Show, Swap Meet, and Liquor Proof Verification.


Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.