Well sheeeet....

I'm originally from yankeeland and I shoot lefty....

We just may have to settle this like proper gentlemen on the field of valor.... and have a fart lighting competition....


yeah, wifey is coming with murderous intent on an unsuspectin' oinker...

I don't know if any other lady types will be there or not. She's an Army brat so you boys won't phase her none.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

Turdlike, by default.