True. I saw one of those Lawyers advertising on television the other day offering to represent you or a loved one if you have mesothelioma. I don't know what that is, but I think it's what we commonly call "Brown Lung" around here.

You gotta work in the coal mines to get Black Lung.

I can't believe I just heard an American say that he has never had a pickled egg. That's it. They're on the list.


"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis