When said to self, "Nothing could make this bottle better unless there were nipples involved," I should have listened and put a nipple on it. Yeha, mezcal notched another one on her belt that night, but feeling pretty good this morning, just in time!
And yes, thank you bastids for looking after my azz.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
