A bit of humor

St. Peter met 20 couples at the gate. (They evidently died in a bus crash).
He told the men, "All of you men that are hen-pecked step over here."

19 moved immediately.

St. Peter said to the last man, "Are you not hen-pecked?"

The man trembled and said, "My wife told me not to move."

I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally