Originally Posted by eyeball
Originally Posted by WillARights
You have to come back from the dead to report, Hawk. That doesn't take modern medicine to do always, and folks through the millennium didnt know any different.

"Non responsive" was probably dead to them


By the Grace of God, did Lazarus not return from the dead?


Yeah, he did... and as his friends said, "Lord, he already stinketh!"

But Laz neglected to write down his experiences for posterity, hence the post-modernist dismissal of his miraculous resurrection at Jesus' command.

I mean, dude, if he had REALLy been raised from the dead, he woulda got a book contract at LEAST, if not movie rights? Right? RIGHT??

I mean, am I not frikin' RIGHT??? Pshaw!!

I rest my case, dude.

"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars