These fugging kids are relentless these days. They would just as soon tell each other to kill themselves than say hello.
Yep, no escape 24/7, everything said about a kid, every image, every video broadcast to the whole world, at least it feels that way.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744