You'll have a bunch of company after the first morning and if those who shot don't go back out for a 2nd pig.

Pat spends such a crazy amount of time at the BBQ pit as well so it's not like you have to find things to do.

You can come stalk out a spot with me for a morning and we can see if laughing keeps the pigs away.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward