Deepest growling and rumbling sounds made while dry heaving during a hangover

Darkest shade of green achieved while suffering a hangover

First vomit to hit the ground while suffering a hangover



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About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500