Originally Posted by Pharmseller
The joke is told of the contest between God and the devil. Satan says to God, “I bet I can make a human being just as well as you can.”
God says, “Okay, I’ll take you up on your bet.”
So they are just about ready to start the contest, and Satan and God both take up handfuls of dirt from the earth, when God says to Satan, “Whoa, what are you doing, there, make your own dirt!”

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Ha ha! I like that one.