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I'm sure the first thing I would do is throw the gun whilst said bear is chewing on my leg.


Didn't seem like he was telling the truth about that part, maybe he inadvertently dropped it somewhere while making his escape. Still, until I myself pass the "buddy getting chewed on by a mad grizzly" test, ain't qualified to condemn.

"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744