Imagine this, youve plunked down $8000 to shoot some elk that keeps eating the cattle s hay in some ranchers low fenced back yard and you find yourself with elkturd whos supposed to accompany ( guide?) you. Stuck with this guy for a week where it's hard to get away from him, and you paid for it.

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