Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend.
I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon....
Now, a reasonable person might take your reply to mean you can hit a golf ball 300 yards, but it's easy enough for you to clarify with a simple yes or no???