"LADIES & GENTLEMAN !!!! IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE MILLENIUM !!!! CREATION VS. EVOLUTION!!!
This is going to be a caged, no holds barred match, to the death!!!!
In one corner we have EVOLUTION, who brings with it an assortment of weapons, including : records, fossils, actual proof, and even a bit of faith and belief.
In the other corner we have CREATION, who brings---wait a minute, CREATION is pulling something from out of a sack, it's a....it's a.... It's a book ?!? CREATION has brought a book to use in battle. And yes a bit of faith & belief."