The intellectuals had it all figured out in the days of Jesus.
It was a stroke of luck when they wrapped the seemingly dead Jesus in a death shroud that once held moldy oranges. The huge dose of penicillin from the shroud beat down the infection from the grievous wounds Jesus got from the rusty nails and and multiple spear jabs to the gut. Three day later, Jesus was able to get up and go look for some Easter breakfast.
Took 1,928 years after for an intellectual to figure that out.
