LOL. You can’t make this schitt up. ElkTurdBurglar even lies to himself.
You know your a pathetic pathological liar when you got to lie to yourself about all of your “accomplishments” even with the proofs right before ya.
But I suppose that’s all part of the symptoms of all his serious mental illnesses.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
