Elk.... worse luck, all the buttermilk here is low fat grin

But what an amazing device a bicycle is that a) it can enable a 62 yo guy who can’t even run around the block to make a trip like this and.....

b) on it that guy can burn calories at such a rate that he can chugalug a gallon of a buttermilk/whole milk combo without any ill effect, and then ride a bike for another hour cool

"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744