When the going gets tough the tough don't make excuses that they have to give up so they can help a friend's wife.
Dude, I found Mittens.
You can stop looking now....
Please advise on the best way to return her to you.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744