Great Falls is the best big town in Montana.
Shut the hell up, Jim.
I may retire there.
Bullchit you are headed to Mississippi to retire and live your dream as hillbilly hog farmer living in a classic 1971 single wide with holes in the floor. While mastering your craft of the banjo..
You point out the holes in the floor like their a derogatory thing, instead of the obvious fact that it saves getting out of the lazboy to let the chickens in !
It's also a good place to toss empty's.
Once a year, send the kids under the trailer and pick cans to turn in for the 4th a Jooly Bob-A-Que money.