,...went something like this, I bet:
Birdwatcher's Buddy Will you drive his ass up here?
Birdwatcher's Buddy's Girlfriend I've got stuff to do!
Birdwatcher's Buddy He's going to die. You know that, right?
Birdwatcher's Buddy's Girlfriend *Feck!*,...You owe me!
Birdwatcher's Buddy I owe you.
Uh oh, B's having an episode again....