,...went something like this, I bet:

Birdwatcher's Buddy Will you drive his ass up here?

Birdwatcher's Buddy's Girlfriend I've got stuff to do!

Birdwatcher's Buddy He's going to die. You know that, right?

Birdwatcher's Buddy's Girlfriend *Feck!*,...You owe me!

Birdwatcher's Buddy I owe you.