Hell, I grew up with 5 sisters. I learned a long time ago, and stopped reading as soon as the post went past a couple hundred words. Anything more than that is just noise.
200 words is where you drew the line—you did have 5 sisters.
lol
My years of experience and suffering taught me that a female runs out of pertinent speech at about that level.
Anything more than that and it’s just abuse of noise ordnances.