I'd like to note that I believe all women, even the crazy ones (not that I'm sure Misty is crazy, but most women are).
Misty, I'd also like to offer my services as a lawyer skilled in mediating disputes between neighbors. You may know some of my work, like the border dispute between the Ukraine and Russia (I represented Crimea) and the Branch Davidian compound (I advised Janet Reno). All I ask in exchange for my services is a discount on your hourly rates.
